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There’s a scientific phenomenon called the “Dad Threshold”, in which an actor has aged beyond the square-jawed action guy role, and looks more like a sitcom dad. It comes for everyone eventually. Happened to Harrison Ford, happened to Bruce Willis, happened to Robert DeNiro.

I “get” it. That whole bar-band-working-class-assembly-line-white-guy-like-me thing. It’s the same sort of “category” performer like Jimmy Buffet (people who seriously think one day they’re going to quit their boring job as an Inventory Manager at Peterson Machine Parts in Valparaiso, Indiana and spend their days on a…

It is my belief that Bodhi was Maui, an oceanic trickster god. He was stuck in our plane of existence with his godlike powers greatly diminished. He was still graceful, strong and near indestructible, but he had to rob banks to get money (he wouldn’t deign himself to work for it). He needed the money to not only…

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

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You and I have discussed this before, but haters need to get a life. And again, for the record, I have zero problems with them hating Man of Steel, this movie, Zack Snyder, Corn Nuts, professional sports, or whatever else they wish to hate. It is a wide wide world, and there is something for everyone.

I’ll need more specific examples. Because I am not posting miserably online. It’s more like I’m laughing at those who take what people on ther internet post too seriously, or serious at all. But, and I hate to make assumptions about people on line like you do, I do hope you take some pleasure in your…

Well, I picture him wearing a bowler hat (because Britain), even though that captain hat of his would probably be funnier. He's also wearing a long wool coat, black or navy. I can't actually see his junk, because I'm viewing this from behind. In fact, I can only see his face when he turns to take a puff from the…